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Eagle Demotivational Poster


FALCON PUNCH! - Because "Golden Eagle Grabs Your Snout" just didn't have the same ring to it.


TAGS: falcon punch eagle
Rating: 2.98/5
Arnaldo - January 11, 2010, 3:08 pm
falcon punch never gets old
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:44 pm
Falcon punch is getting OOOOLLLDDDDDDDD
MO - July 22, 2009, 1:09 am
k but there are only like 10 more posters to chose from and I'm just not seeing the funny.
lol - June 1, 2009, 1:39 am
lost an eye? lol the fox probably lost a face! only takes 1 talon to rip a humans face off, that fox has 3 in his throat.
Old Greg - April 21, 2009, 5:41 am
Union, I think it's a fox...
Matt - March 17, 2009, 5:16 am
That's a Falcon Kick, sir.
union - March 13, 2009, 4:23 pm
Wonder if the dog lost an eye.
LogicDude - February 2, 2009, 9:12 am
Best. Falcon Punch. Poster. EVER!
Sean - February 1, 2009, 1:22 pm
Way cool, and funny.


HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am
Very Moving Picture 5L.


NO LIMITS -


TAGS: hallmark moment eagle soaring
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - June 3, 2011, 7:02 pm

Motivating posters should really go on motivationaltwist.com.


I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick




LEFT TO RIGHT, MAYAN WARRIOR, AZTEC EAGLE WARRIOR. DON'T FORGET TO DUCK. -


TAGS: well played spain mayan warrior aztec eagle warrior
Rating: 4.6/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 13, 2010, 10:00 am
Thank you for all the great comments.
Iconoclast - September 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
Great pictures. If you try AutoMotivator http://wigflip.com/automotivator/ you might get a bit more punch on your poster. 5 Mayan Temples.
AudioStalker - September 10, 2010, 4:42 pm
Go México. Arriba los Guerreros Aguila!
Feasibly - September 10, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Ed. I would center the caption up more to make it look more uniform, but 5 anyway.


VIGILANCE -


TAGS: jfk quote eagle vigilance
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

rerun - January 17, 2016, 7:53 pm

I'm doing good to remember my own name, especially before coffee
mizzdizz - January 16, 2016, 9:45 pm
Nice, IgV! Very dramatic! LUV it! 5L!
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:48 pm

I was wrong. It was 152375 that started this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:42 pm

First time I tried anything different was back in July 2012 with 156955. It's still holding at almost five and has been FB shared 57 times. But my biggie is still the kitten one. One of my first posters. Been shared over 600 times. I do like this.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:36 pm

I'm an interior designer at heart. Just subconsciously wanted to pretty up the place, I guess...
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:31 pm

you know lg, was a time this poster would have been rejected. good ole days. black background, title, three lines. LOLOLOLOL. you took a sledgehammer to that way way back
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:29 pm

jeez, drop this over to politifake and see what happens.
lgvernon - January 16, 2016, 5:27 pm

The man luz me. He LUZ me, I tells ya.
Reality Lord - January 16, 2016, 5:25 pm

frickin epic.


S O A R I N G - Eagles may soar... but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Steven Wright




WHEN PIGS FLY - Well, how about beagles?


TAGS: dog animal fly beagle
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - December 1, 2011, 5:38 pm

get this to http://www.digmydog.org/ ....and nice


OH YOU'RE A RIOT -




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


NEPOTISM -


TAGS: workplace eagle office promotion soar
Rating: 4.79/5

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Haarakkon - March 7, 2011, 12:14 pm
Flawless.
Sean - March 2, 2011, 6:17 pm
This is first rate. F/n perfect. Despair.com worthy. And brilliantly subversive. 2L. Just kidding. I can control my spite. I hope.
Airman - March 2, 2011, 12:37 pm
this is now one of my favorites ever
Iconoclast - March 1, 2011, 10:02 pm
Is that NEPOTISM ... or ... HEREDITY?


Ol' Eagle Eye -


TAGS: joe walsh eagles eye opthalmologist
Rating: 4.67/5

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GaryO - June 24, 2015, 9:33 pm
this....is good
Greeny - June 24, 2015, 7:26 pm
lol
concern3 - June 24, 2015, 3:41 pm
come on that's a 5er


FLYING EAGLE - I can recognize the calls of practically every bird in North America.this one i don't know.


TAGS: eagle helicopter airforce hind
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by MFS

corneredbadger - July 6, 2010, 10:50 pm
you dont wanna hear the call of this one. it means your dead, or soon will be.
crankyhead - July 6, 2010, 5:49 pm
interesting paintjob for a Russian Helicopter. I like it though =)


EAGLES MAY SOAR -


TAGS: eagle
Rating: 2.39/5

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FACT - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines


TAGS: eagle
Rating: 4.55/5

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BIRDS EYE VIEW - Correction... Eagle's Eye View


TAGS: f15 eagle
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - January 23, 2010, 9:13 pm
Correction...Pants ****ting view. (If you're a target looking up.) 5L
Spangle - December 20, 2009, 9:02 pm
Strike Eagle's eye ph**o tbh.
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:59 pm
Beautiful ph**o.


HAIR CLUB FOR EAGLES - Another satisfied customer


TAGS: eagle
Rating: 3.09/5

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ambition -




PUDDY TATS -


TAGS: pet eagle
Rating: 4.83/5

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OFF DAY - We all have one once in a while.


TAGS: eagle off
Rating: 3.65/5

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rerun - December 19, 2010, 9:10 am

RJ


Bald Eagle -




NEW TOYS TO PLAY WITH -


TAGS: grayeagle hummingbird unmanned aircraft
Rating: 4.64/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:07 pm
One step further towards making real war closer to the video games Americans believe it to be.
Qwasnoid - March 12, 2011, 2:00 am
Yeah, I'd say "almost," ever heard of IEDs? Now THAT's what's unfair, and cowardly.


PUN INTENDED -




EAGLES -




PHILLY - Since announcing Michael Vick's signing, the Eagles will be passing these out to all concerned dog owners


TAGS: by the power of greyskull its battle beagle
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - August 14, 2009, 10:53 pm
Very butch!
MO - August 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
That's ruff......really ruff! The best move the Beagles could have made. As a huge hater of all things Beagles I'm just going to sit back and watch 'em burn.
Nik - August 14, 2009, 5:24 pm
Absolutely OUTSTANDING!!!


Be Realistic -


TAGS: eagle
Rating: 2.51/5

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UUUUHHHHH!!!! - Can somone call the vet this kinda hurts


TAGS: beagle dog knife head
Rating: 1.69/5

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W. Nehls - August 2, 2009, 8:10 am
Try proper Punctuation. I just had to say something!


WHEN YOU'RE A JET -




THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF FISHERMEN - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish


TAGS: eagle fish
Rating: 4.53/5

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THERE ARE NO NOBLE WARS -


TAGS: eagles rule
Rating: 4.44/5

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FatherTyme - June 17, 2011, 8:04 pm
Friggin awesome Airman, geeze. Words alone probably could not convey what you saw. I hate to say this but as advanced as any fighter jets are, they PALE in comparison to the speed, agility & ferocity of the feathered avian class. 5 bloodied claws for you
Airman - March 16, 2010, 4:03 pm
thanks all y'all
erock - March 16, 2010, 3:11 pm
5l's again to you airman.another epic poster!
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:25 pm
F#cking Awesome! Epic Win! 5 exploded crow corpses!
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 9:44 am
Somebody go ahead and Google the words "Insanity Wood" and then tell me how it got 13 straight 5Ls. THIS should be the top poster.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2009, 6:29 am
In soviet america, there is currently a bill being circulated to ban golden eagles for being too amsome. 5L
Produceman117 - December 24, 2009, 1:40 am
Eagles never have to "eat crow." They do it because they want to. Emphatic 5Ls.


vengeance -




Life -


TAGS: mongol eagle hunter
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Ashson - October 9, 2014, 6:03 pm
Thought it looked better without them.
Bandit5906 - October 8, 2014, 11:16 pm
Where are the jesses?


Travel -




Bubble Gum -




Hunting Tortoises -




Efficiency -




Sneak Attack -




TIME TO CHOW DOWN -




Wildlife Photographers -




TRANQUILITY-BASED -


TAGS: eagle office passive aggressive wait and win
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:41 am
Thorry....ith thomthing I'm reading......
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:40 am
One small step for ghey....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:38 am
I know my Mare Nectaris's better.....but yeah.
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 3:36 am
And Moooooooooooooooooo knows his Mare Crisium's.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 3:33 am
How dare you call out my lunar taint!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:28 am
*your......ehem *drunk* cough cough.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 3:27 am
That's deep 5L....psssst!..You're Mare Crisium is showing.


CREME DE LA CREME -


TAGS: creme de la creme eagles cubbybear
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:01 pm
Yeah, I've tried to do that and it comes out crappy all of the time.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 10:40 pm
I want to know how Ron does that cool border.
TigerKid - March 5, 2009, 10:25 pm
That's a 5 from me.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 10:17 pm
Very nice work Ron.
Scorpio7 - February 7, 2009, 10:02 pm
AND **** on their cars...


AMERICAN MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: american motifakers eagles
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:18 pm
OMG SHOOT IT! ITS ATTACKING! *bang* Oh f***... dammit, that was the American one. Now I'm a badguy by default...
essence - February 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
@NYG being born in a western country which gives it's citizens the right to free speech.
LOLOLOL - July 27, 2009, 8:17 pm
I bet Mark will come
NYG - June 3, 2009, 2:54 am
You know I love reading random comments like yours. can I ask you something...WTF have you ever done that allows you to criticize someone for supporting a nation or flying a flag. That's what I thought. Pathetic...now gtfo lol
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
What does pointless nationalism with little or no humor have to do with Hels Angels? Both have a close connection to massive alcoholconsumption and lack of education? Just guessing here. Keep yer d*** flags and **** to your self, it's bloody booring.
Packleader - February 8, 2009, 2:18 pm
Ahem... Hells Angels? Like in drug dealing, slave trading Killers on bikes? Well, I hope not...
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:21 pm
Me? Over-estimate my importance? Impossible. Spread the luv. Bye.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Don't overestimate your importance. The comment was for Ron trying to glorify Americans over the rest of the world. Bye
Sean - January 26, 2009, 11:01 am
Another non-sequitor from Culos. Since it immediately follows my comment, I'll a**ume it was somehow arimed in my general direction. You know those SCUD missiles were quite a bugaboo, eh?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 11:55 pm
Hell yeah, Ron.
Porcelina - January 25, 2009, 3:46 pm
woop woop!
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:22 pm
*clears throat* America...f*** yeah!!!
Culos - January 25, 2009, 3:03 pm
You racist SOB! Thanks for nothing...
Sean - January 25, 2009, 1:44 pm
Ahhh, i find 'em kinda annoying. * snickers most Canadianly *
Briton of Rose - January 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
d*** straight!


EAGLE EYES - So much for that.




EAGLES - The most rarest of species, it is also the most intelligent... Wait a minute...


TAGS: eagle getting meal
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by 1enferno

1enferno - December 19, 2009, 7:43 pm
hey! I didn't know there was another site dhat had this! accuse me of nothing! it's a dumb poster anyways
agdaniele - December 17, 2009, 7:20 pm
I know this poster... just worded a little dirrerently. Once again, I do look over the other sites.


STANDIN' ON A CORNER - In Winslow, Arizona, such a fine sight to see...


TAGS: eagles take it easy glenn frey jackson browne
Rating: 2.67/5

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CANADA - August 5, 2009, 12:00 pm
looks like about a '58 ford


ALLIES -




real americans -


TAGS: murica eagle
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - April 9, 2015, 9:21 pm
Thank you.
concern3 - April 9, 2015, 11:16 am
Very cool pic 5er


WHOAAA! -




Belligerence -


TAGS: eagle
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 9:11 am
So pissed SHE morphed! (Guys just don't get that pissed) Good one Ashy! 5L


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